Monday, April 25, 2011

Bumping Ugly's

Sometimes when I am out in the world and I see two people making out
I think, "get a room".

But then if I notice that they are both hideously ugly, then I think "Ew".

But then I sigh, and think, "wow, if those two ugly son's of bitches"
can find each other,
stand the sight of one another,
and God Forbid...
KISS each other! then...
There REALLY is someone for everybody.

And that's just beautiful.

Friday, January 21, 2011

You Don't Know Ironic, Till You Know My Online Stalker !

I have this crazy musician lady. I wish I could tell you her name so bad..but there is probably some copy write law against it. She emails me through EVERY social media sight I have. Every month or so & requests me to take her music OFF of my Youtube video I made 7 months ago.

Every month I respond to her and say "look... I removed this video like 7 months ago, the first time you asked me to"....and she NEVER reply's to my email.

Yet every month I will open up Facebook, or Youtube, or Linked in, or my business email and find ANOTHER email from her requesting me to take her music off of Youtube.

EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN' T exist any longer !! UGGGG she drives me crazy!! The beauty of this is...are you ready for this??

HER BANDS NAME references a 'condition where people lose their memory', and she always behaves as if she has no idea we have ever met!!! ha ha ha ha...if that isn't IRONIC I don't know what is !!!!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

naked dude.wmv



No Shoes, No Shirt, AT YOUR SERVICE !! This week was HOT in San Francisco, Ca. This man did his part to "spare the air" by wearing God's Air Conditioning - His Birthday Suit, Au Natural Baby - The San Francisco Treat !

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Big Gay 10K Run_0001.avi

What I did today. Acted as a HUMAN ONE MILE MARKER for the BIG GAY 10K Run. I added singing, motivational speaking, and jazzercise into my volunteer duties. Somewhere the word GAY is saying to a friend, now THAT'S Gay !!!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

naturally beautiful nightlife.wmv




Nightlife was filled with soothing bodywork, dazzling body art, and enough aromatherapy to adjust your Chakra's and even your Chakra Khan ! Explore the bath and body world of "Naturally Beautiful Nightlife" from July 8th and find out what its like to sniff too much Peppermint Essential Oil.....